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Two midgets go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel
rooms. The first midget, however, is unable to get an erection. His depression is made worse by the
fact that, from the next room, he hears his little friend shouting out cries of " Here I come again
...ONE, TWO, THREE ... UUH ! " - All Night Long ! - In the morning, this midget asks his unfortunate
friend - " How did it go ? " - He mutters, " It was so embarrassing, I simply couldn't get a hard on "
The second dwarf shook his head - " You think that's embarrassing ?
" I couldn't even get on the fu king bed "
" Doctor, doctor, please kiss me " says the patient.
" No, I'm sorry, that would be against the code of ethics " says the doctor.
Ten minutes later the patient says: " Doctor, please, kiss me just once "
" No, I'm sorry, I just cannot " he says. - Five minutes later, she asks again - Please, please kiss me
Look - says the doctor " it's out of the question - In fact, I probably shouldn't even be fu king you "
Why do married men gain weight while bachelors don't ?
Bachelors go to the refrigerator, see nothing they want, then go to bed to the new girl of the night.
Married guys go to the bed, see nothing they want, then go to the refrigerator.
Q - Why do nursing homes give their male patients Viagra and Cialis ?
A - To keep them from rolling out of bed.
These days, safe sex isn't just a good idea, it's a matter of life and death.
Here are some valuable tips to help both men and women " play it safe "
- Do not blow dealers for crack - blow regular citizens for cash - then buy the crack directly !
- Make sure all open sores on penis have thoroughly dried and scabbed over before use.
- Before having unprotected sex with a stranger, be sure to ask, " You don't have AIDS, do you? "
- Douse penis liberally with D-Con roach spray before and after intercourse.
A guy is sitting at a bus stop and says to a woman next to him " Can I smell your cu nt ? "
" Fu ck off, no you can't smell my cu nt " - the woman yells back at him !
"Oh" he replies, looking slightly confused " It must be your feet then "
rooms. The first midget, however, is unable to get an erection. His depression is made worse by the
fact that, from the next room, he hears his little friend shouting out cries of " Here I come again
...ONE, TWO, THREE ... UUH ! " - All Night Long ! - In the morning, this midget asks his unfortunate
friend - " How did it go ? " - He mutters, " It was so embarrassing, I simply couldn't get a hard on "
The second dwarf shook his head - " You think that's embarrassing ?
" I couldn't even get on the fu king bed "
" Doctor, doctor, please kiss me " says the patient.
" No, I'm sorry, that would be against the code of ethics " says the doctor.
Ten minutes later the patient says: " Doctor, please, kiss me just once "
" No, I'm sorry, I just cannot " he says. - Five minutes later, she asks again - Please, please kiss me
Look - says the doctor " it's out of the question - In fact, I probably shouldn't even be fu king you "
Why do married men gain weight while bachelors don't ?
Bachelors go to the refrigerator, see nothing they want, then go to bed to the new girl of the night.
Married guys go to the bed, see nothing they want, then go to the refrigerator.
Q - Why do nursing homes give their male patients Viagra and Cialis ?
A - To keep them from rolling out of bed.
These days, safe sex isn't just a good idea, it's a matter of life and death.
Here are some valuable tips to help both men and women " play it safe "
- Do not blow dealers for crack - blow regular citizens for cash - then buy the crack directly !
- Make sure all open sores on penis have thoroughly dried and scabbed over before use.
- Before having unprotected sex with a stranger, be sure to ask, " You don't have AIDS, do you? "
- Douse penis liberally with D-Con roach spray before and after intercourse.
A guy is sitting at a bus stop and says to a woman next to him " Can I smell your cu nt ? "
" Fu ck off, no you can't smell my cu nt " - the woman yells back at him !
"Oh" he replies, looking slightly confused " It must be your feet then "
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